2022-08-23
Set 1 · Episode 571
Eric Cervone
Bucket PullManSmall Joke Book
Career avg·3.00 bits/set·3.00 beats/set·0.26 punch density·0.67 tag density·1 set
This set·3 bits·3 beats·0.26 punch density·0.67 tag density·Small Joke Book
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[Bit 1]
- My friend invited me to his kid's soccer game
the other day.
I have so little going on that I actually went.
Do you know how uncomfortable it is
to be watching a kid's soccer game
and have to answer the question,
which one's yours?
With none of them.
I knew it was a mistake to bring the van.
[Bit 2]
My own childhood was kind of weird.
My dad was a gynecologist.
So I knew what a hysterectomy was
before I'd ever fingered a girl.
That's true, that's true.
[Bit 3]
It wasn't all bad.
In high school, girls would hit me up all the time,
wanting to come over.
I'd get those late night you up texts.
I text her back, "Hell yeah baby,"
and my parents are asleep.
She texts me back, "Oh, actually, could you wake them up
"because I'm out of Vagisil
"and I need a new prescription like now."
Bit 1 · Beat 1
Beat Details
Beat Premise
“"Which one's yours?" at a children's event implies parenthood, but reveals a childless adult with sinister implications.”
Joke Type
misdirectLines
setup- My friend invited me to his kid's soccer game
setupthe other day.
setupI have so little going on that I actually went.
setupDo you know how uncomfortable it is
setupto be watching a kid's soccer game
setupand have to answer the question,
setupwhich one's yours?
punchlineWith none of them.
tagI knew it was a mistake to bring the van.