Maggie Mayfield

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[Bit 1]

I'm just gonna argue about really important things like guns.

And stick with me, Texas.

All right, this is what I like to do.

When people say, when they argue about guns,

I like to replace the word "gun" with "penis."

'Cause it's a far funnier conversation, right?

Like on one side, you have people that are like,

"Don't take away my penis!"

On the other side, they're like,

"We need more penis control."

But like guns and penises are the same thing you guys.

Everyone with that one is terrified of them.

And then everyone with one, they just want you to see it.

Ladies, I feel like I've seen so many guns in my life

at this point, like unless it's a 45 or a bigger,

don't bother.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“"Gun" can mean firearm or penis in any gun debate sentence.”

Joke Type

double-meaning

Lines

setupI'm just gonna argue about really important things like guns.

setupAll right, this is what I like to do.

setupWhen people say, when they argue about guns,

setupI like to replace the word "gun" with "penis."

setup'Cause it's a far funnier conversation, right?

setupLike on one side, you have people that are like,

setup"Don't take away my penis!"

setupOn the other side, they're like,

punchline"We need more penis control."