Set 2 · Episode 570

Callen Galah

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Career avg·3.00 bits/set·3.00 beats/set·0.33 punch density·0.67 tag density·1 set

This set·3 bits·3 beats·0.33 punch density·0.67 tag density

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[Bit 1]

- So I went on a date with a Jewish gal the other day.
She was actually half Jewish.
I knew she was half Jewish and not full Jewish
because she was hot.

[Bit 2]

We had some good conversation
and she found out I dabbled in standup comedy
and she asked me to roast her.
That's not really my thing, you know,
she's a good looking gal so I politely declined.
She looked in my eyes and says,
"No, roast me, I wanna be roasted."
I looked at her and I said,
"Haven't your people been roasted enough?"
I just figured that joke gets a little different
when you look like Hitler's wet dream, you know?

[Bit 3]

So there's this garden store near my hometown
called Plant Parenthood.
For some reason, all they sell is weed killer.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

Being only half Jewish could be why a woman seems hot under a stereotype about Jewish women.

Joke Type

reframe

Lines

setup- So I went on a date with a Jewish gal the other day.
setupShe was actually half Jewish.
setupI knew she was half Jewish and not full Jewish
punchlinebecause she was hot.