2022-08-16

Set 5 · Episode 570

Cameron Mai

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Career avg·3.00 bits/set·3.00 beats/set·0.31 punch density·1.67 tag density·1 set

This set·3 bits·3 beats·0.31 punch density·1.67 tag density

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Skips to 51:10 in the episode

[Bit 1]

No, it's true, man.

The amenities where I live are going to absolute dog shit.

You know, like I looked at my washing machine

the other day, I was like, I don't know how many loads

I can put in this thing before it just bails out on me

forever.

One in my bedroom, my girlfriend was crying.

I was like, whoosh.

I don't know how many more loads I can put into this thing

before it just bails out on me forever.

[Bit 2]

It's true, I've been seeing this Mexican girl recently,

she's a freak.

I love it, she's really in like sensual things

in the bedroom, you know?

So I put a blindfold on her, I brought ice into the bedroom.

Which is a pretty bold move,

'cause you can only do it depending

on the rate of immigration.

Yeah, yeah.

Yeah.

They watched, you know?

They had a good time.

[Bit 3]

My job sucks, man.

I know my job sucks because people tell me.

Like I work at Target, I was stalking shelves,

this one lady came up to me, she was like,

"Hey, it gets better."

And then just left me with that?

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“'Loads' can mean laundry cycles or ejaculations that might end a relationship.”

Joke Type

double-meaning

Lines

setupNo, it's true, man.

setupThe amenities where I live are going to absolute dog shit.

setupYou know, like I looked at my washing machine

setupthe other day, I was like, I don't know how many loads

setupI can put in this thing before it just bails out on me

setupforever.

setupOne in my bedroom, my girlfriend was crying.

setupI was like, whoosh.

setupI don't know how many more loads I can put into this thing

punchlinebefore it just bails out on me forever.