Darian Irwin

Bucket Pull

Career avg·2.00 bits/set·2.00 beats/set·0.75 punch density·2.00 tag density·1 set

This set·2 bits·2 beats·0.75 punch density·2.00 tag density

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Skips to 59:48 in the episode

[Bit 1]

I caught my daughter

watching incest porn,

and, uh...

now I don't want to ruin my chances

by telling her she's adopted,

you know what I'm saying?

I don't have a daughter.

She's adopted.

[Bit 2]

I don't think Michael Jackson touched those kids.

I think he fucked him.

I think.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Protecting incest fantasies implies parental caution, but reveals a fake daughter and fake adoption.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupI caught my daughter

setupwatching incest porn,

setupnow I don't want to ruin my chances

punchlineby telling her she's adopted,

tagyou know what I'm saying?

tagI don't have a daughter.

tagShe's adopted.