Max Wissinger

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Career avg·3.00 bits/set·4.50 beats/set·0.33 punch density·0.20 tag density·2 sets

This set·4 bits·4 beats·0.22 punch density·0.00 tag density

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[Bit 1]

They say to picture your audience naked for confidence.

I just picture myself naked.

[Bit 2]

Have you played "Settlers of Austin"?

It's the same thing as "Settlers of Catan,"

except all the pieces are white,

and the resource cards are Bitcoin, Tesla stock,

iWashka and Strap-Ons.

[Bit 3]

So I drive a Mazda Miata,

and one day I'm gassing up, right?

At the gas station, this dude comes up,

it's wearing plaid overalls, and he says,

"Excuse me, I'm president of the Miata Club."

So I take his card,

and I knew I was gonna join this guy's card

because join this guy's club,

because after that intro,

I knew this man was an expert at writing stick.

[Bit 4]

Whenever people treat me like shit,

I remind myself that Jesus was literally the perfect guy.

And well, we all know what happened to him.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Picturing the audience naked implies imagining others exposed, but reveals self-obsession instead.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupThey say to picture your audience naked for confidence.

punchlineI just picture myself naked.