Liam Sullivan

Bucket Pull

Career avg·3.00 bits/set·3.00 beats/set·0.75 punch density·1.00 tag density·1 set

This set·3 bits·3 beats·0.75 punch density·1.00 tag density

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[Bit 1]

So it's 2020, right?

You know, everything's automated.

You got like in the bathrooms.

The hands are the sensors.

You got the toilet sensors, except for the part where you put your hand to your ass.

We haven't kind of figured that one out yet.

[Bit 2]

I think the aliens would be upset.

I think AA meetings, like the AA part stands for alien abductees.

And then everyone who goes to those meetings are just like drinking constantly to deal

with like the trauma of being abducted by an alien.

[Bit 3]

I saw this guy on the subway.

He had a -- he was blind and he had a shirt

that said I'm a shitty father.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Automation becomes so extreme that wiping is the only remaining manual bathroom task.”

Joke Type

hyperbole

Lines

setupSo it's 2020, right?

setupYou know, everything's automated.

setupYou got like in the bathrooms.

setupThe hands are the sensors.

punchlineYou got the toilet sensors, except for the part where you put your hand to your ass.

tagWe haven't kind of figured that one out yet.