Mohammed Aslem

Bucket Pull

Career avg·3.00 bits/set·3.00 beats/set·0.22 punch density·0.33 tag density·1 set

This set·3 bits·3 beats·0.22 punch density·0.33 tag density

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Skips to 29:04 in the episode

[Bit 1]

The reason I mention it, I just got this and this.

I went to a store, I'm not going to say the name.

It was Macy's.

But I walked away without paying.

[Bit 2]

But God punished me when I was waiting for the bus.

I was trying to get on the bus

and they throwed me out of the bus.

They said, you are supposed to let us go first.

So I fell at the bus stop and I was there for four hours.

[Bit 3]

I couldn't move.

And then there was a homeless guy

and we exchanged some Budweisers.

So I stayed there.

Really, it was nice, not bad.

I stayed there for a couple of days.

So I'm planning to move there soon.

So hopefully I'll have my podcast from there.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Black Friday deals becomes so extreme that leaving unpaid counts as shopping.”

Joke Type

hyperbole

Lines

setupThe reason I mention it, I just got this and this.

setupI went to a store, I'm not going to say the name.

setupIt was Macy's.

punchlineBut I walked away without paying.