Set 5 · Episode 431
Trey Thompson
Bucket Pull
Career avg·4.00 bits/set·5.00 beats/set·0.38 punch density·0.20 tag density·1 set
This set·4 bits·5 beats·0.38 punch density·0.20 tag density
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[Bit 1]
- I don't like dancing.
If you watch me, fuck, you'll see how I dance.
Against my will.
[Bit 2]
People give me shit for wearing a hat backwards,
but I wear a hat like I wear sunglasses for its function.
If the sun's not in my eyes,
The visor's not gonna be in my field of view.
Plus, every time I put my hat on backwards,
I get so much pussy.
I almost lost my job as a lifeguard.
[Bit 3]
I learned from the movie Waterworld,
if you see someone struggling in the water,
you have to punch them in the face to save them.
But instead of knocking them out,
I just broke their nose and they drowned.
[Bit 4]
Oddly enough, they didn't fire me for that though.
They just wouldn't let me teach
the kids swimming class anymore.
I'm in boxing now 'cause I found out
I can't KO a five-year-old.
Bit 1 · Beat 1
Beat Details
Beat Premise
“Bad dancing could be involuntary sex.”
Joke Type
reframeLines
setup- I don't like dancing.
setupIf you watch me, fuck, you'll see how I dance.
punchlineAgainst my will.
