2020-10-20

Set 2 · Episode 477

Elias Zowak

Bucket Pull

Career avg·6.00 bits/set·6.00 beats/set·0.41 punch density·0.17 tag density·1 set

This set·6 bits·6 beats·0.41 punch density·0.17 tag density

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Skips to 36:38 in the episode

[Bit 1]

So I've been dating during quarantine.

If you wanna know the type of girl that I'm into,

I like a girl with a sense of humor,

but not too vulgar.

So maybe like Amy Poehler opposite of Amy Schumer.

It's about my type.

[Bit 2]

Marilyn Monroe once said, "You can make a woman laugh.

"You can make her do anything."

I make them laugh and they do do anything but me.

[Bit 3]

But my exes have all been reliable though, yep.

They're really able to just rely and rely and rely

and rely and rely.

[Bit 4]

My ex just got sponsored by GLAAD,

they just named that product after her,

the Scented Trashback.

[Bit 5]

Maybe she should go on a blind date. I don't know.

I went on a blind date. You're going to see I was the right one.

[Bit 6]

Unfortunately. I have a Kobe joke too.

Okay, let's hear it. Go ahead Elias.

Okay. So the reason why a lot of people are so shook about Kobe's death,

Me included, because we know that the popular saying,

this too shall pass won't occur.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“A wholesome dating preference implies avoiding vulgarity, but reveals preferring one comedian over another.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupSo I've been dating during quarantine.

setupIf you wanna know the type of girl that I'm into,

setupI like a girl with a sense of humor,

setupbut not too vulgar.

punchlineSo maybe like Amy Poehler opposite of Amy Schumer.

tagIt's about my type.