Katie Hausman

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[Bit 1]

- So I have two older brothers.

My oldest brother went to UC Berkeley

and he's now a doctor delivering babies and shit.

cool guy. My other brother went to Harvard University and he's now a

published author. So for my part I also went to Harvard of the Midwest, the

University of Kansas, Rock Chalk. And I actually just finished my final hours of

community service for my first UI. Thank you. Usually get a lot more applause. But

[Bit 2]

it's, you know, there's a first time for anything and I'll try anything once. So

But it was an alleged DUI, I can't be certain it really happened because I was blacked the fuck out.

I could be being framed, but time will tell.

[Bit 3]

Um, anyway, I was in the Starbucks drive-thru the other day, and I rolled up to the window and the barista was like,

"Great news! The person in front of you decided to pay for your order!"

And I was like, "Aw, fuck, I would have ordered way more if I had known that was gonna happen."

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“A family achievement list implies matching success, but reveals community service.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setup- So I have two older brothers.

setupMy oldest brother went to UC Berkeley

setupand he's now a doctor delivering babies and shit.

setupcool guy. My other brother went to Harvard University and he's now a

setuppublished author. So for my part I also went to Harvard of the Midwest, the

setupUniversity of Kansas, Rock Chalk. And I actually just finished my final hours of

punchlinecommunity service for my first UI. Thank you. Usually get a lot more applause. But