Brandon Ferris

Bucket Pull

Career avg·2.00 bits/set·3.00 beats/set·0.70 punch density·0.50 tag density·2 sets

This set·3 bits·4 beats·0.73 punch density·1.00 tag density

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[Bit 1]

- Clearly I'm going through a midlife crisis.

'Cause I matched everything purple.

[Bit 2]

I recently shaved my beard

'cause I got tired of being called Fred Durce.

On a steady diet of hot dog water.

Now I look like a Nickelodeon producer.

I shaved too, now I have a mustache,

so every time I go near a park,

get reported on like the Facebook neighborhood page. It's okay I'm with my

kids. I'm a dad. Hopefully it's believable. If you have multiple kids it's kind of like

[Bit 3]

having a backup plan in case one of them is dumb. Give me an example. We asked my

oldest what the capital Texas was. She goes Dallas. Dumb. So then we asked my

She's seven and go, "Hey, Michaela,

what's the capital of Texas?"

She goes, "T."

It's actually pretty smart, and those of you who don't get it,

you're the dumb one in your family.

Hate to point out to you.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“An all-purple outfit could be the defining symptom of a midlife crisis.”

Joke Type

reframe

Lines

setup- Clearly I'm going through a midlife crisis.

punchline'Cause I matched everything purple.