Set 2 · Episode 677
Clemente Valleggis
Bucket Pull
Career avg·3.00 bits/set·3.00 beats/set·1.00 punch density·4.33 tag density·1 set
This set·3 bits·3 beats·1.00 punch density·4.33 tag density
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[Bit 1]
So I got told recently that I have a prison body.
Yeah, someone was like, "You're prison big."
And I didn't know if I was a compliment or an insult.
You know, like, "Does it look like I do push-ups,
or can you tell that I've been molested?"
You know?
Bad at handling soap.
[Bit 2]
No, but I heard that, and I was like,
I was like, "I should do more cardio."
So I went and got an Apple Watch, you know,
counts my steps.
I thought it'd motivate me to go run.
It hasn't.
But I have learned a lot about myself.
Like I just recently discovered
I can masturbate for three miles.
That's pretty good stamina, you guys.
It's a whole 5K.
I got an athletic dick.
[Bit 3]
A lot of vegan food, big push for vegan food.
I feel like eating a vegan burger for the first time
It's a lot like eating a trans vagina for the first time.
I'll explain.
'Cause first taste, you're like,
oh, this is new, this is exciting, you know?
But then you get halfway through,
you're not sure if you're eating new pussy
or just some old leftover dick.
But then you finish and you feel better about yourself
and the environment.
Bit 1 · Beat 1
Beat Details
Beat Premise
“"Prison body" can mean muscular from workouts or muscular from being sexually assaulted.”
Joke Type
double-meaningLines
setupSo I got told recently that I have a prison body.
setupYeah, someone was like, "You're prison big."
setupAnd I didn't know if I was a compliment or an insult.
setupYou know, like, "Does it look like I do push-ups,
punchlineor can you tell that I've been molested?"
tagYou know?
tagBad at handling soap.