Set 8 · Episode 677
Helena
Bucket PullWomanLesbianSmall Joke Book
Career avg·3.00 bits/set·4.00 beats/set·1.07 punch density·1.47 tag density·2 sets
This set·2 bits·3 beats·1.00 punch density·2.33 tag density
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Skips to 1:30:15 in the episode
[Bit 1]
- Man, who the hell green lit a rape whistle?
Bitch, you need a gun.
You're getting swooped up at the park
and you're tooting a little fucking jig about it.
Like, you're gonna get raped
and then you're gonna play yourself out
like the Titanic Band.
Any man capable of saving you has tinnitus
and cannot register that frequency.
You need a little device that sounds like a 24 valve
cranking and then not starting.
A man who was just hit by a bus is gonna just reassemble
his limbs like the Avengers and get there faster
than Jimmy John's.
Like, there in 15 minutes are the rapes on him.
[Bit 2]
Tony Hinchcliffe looks like the first wooden puppet
to come to life on puberty blockers.
It's not his fault, they told him he could be a real boy.
Bit 1 · Beat 1
Beat Details
Beat Premise
“Rape whistle becomes so extreme that it serenades the attack.”
Joke Type
hyperboleLines
setup- Man, who the hell green lit a rape whistle?
setupBitch, you need a gun.
setupYou're getting swooped up at the park
punchlineand you're tooting a little fucking jig about it.
tagLike, you're gonna get raped
tagand then you're gonna play yourself out
taglike the Titanic Band.
tagAny man capable of saving you has tinnitus
tagand cannot register that frequency.