Alexis Chainsaw Massacre

Bucket Pull

Career avg·4.00 bits/set·4.00 beats/set·0.40 punch density·0.00 tag density·1 set

This set·4 bits·4 beats·0.40 punch density·0.00 tag density

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[Bit 1]

- Hey guys, so my husband and I are kinda on the outs

during this whole self-quarantine business.

I guess it all started when we went to the food bank

a couple weeks ago, and I started homing myself out

for some food.

He got really pissed off, he's like,

That's not fucking necessary the food's free, but I knew I was gonna have to do a little bit more to get that can of SpaghettiOs

[Bit 2]

The other thing I'm doing to piss him off is using his frozen corn dogs as dildos

Which I'm like, you know what dude? I'm not putting you cut the fucking middle man by not having to use an air fryer fucking welcome

[Bit 3]

But you know what? I don't need him. Fuck him. You know why? I got two big opportunities.

I got a full athletic scholarship at the University of Phoenix. And when Hollywood opens up, I'm

[Bit 4]

gonna beat Kathy Bates as Stunt double.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Free food implies no payment is necessary, but reveals sex as bargaining.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setup- Hey guys, so my husband and I are kinda on the outs

setupduring this whole self-quarantine business.

setupI guess it all started when we went to the food bank

setupa couple weeks ago, and I started homing myself out

setupfor some food.

setupHe got really pissed off, he's like,

punchlineThat's not fucking necessary the food's free, but I knew I was gonna have to do a little bit more to get that can of SpaghettiOs