
KILL TONY #455 - STUDIO SESSIONS 10
2020-05-19
Set 5 · Episode 455
Erin Lipsky
Bucket Pull
Career avg·4.00 bits/set·4.00 beats/set·0.37 punch density·0.75 tag density·1 set
This set·4 bits·4 beats·0.37 punch density·0.75 tag density
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[Bit 1]
- One of the things I think it's really important
for us to do is focus on silver linings
during the quarantine.
Like since I'm stuck at home, I don't have to see my mom
and she's a complete thunder cunt.
[Bit 2]
I know some of you don't like that word,
but I want you to know I'm not using it lighteningly.
[Bit 3]
Another silver lining is since all the alcohol
gets delivered to your house,
there's less drinking and driving.
'Cause let's be real, some of us would be leaving the bar
at 10.30 tonight, drinking and driving.
Some of us would have another bar and leave there
at 2.30 a.m., drinking and driving.
And some of us would be ballin' till 7 a.m.,
drinking and driving until we hit something in the bike lane
that had a favorite member of the Paw Patrol.
[Bit 4]
What you're thinking, how do I know?
I'm not a monster.
I popped that bitch in reverse, grabbed my beer,
poured a little liquor out for a homie,
and she was wearing a pink shirt with Skye.
You know, the pilot.
Oh, sweetie.
You should've picked Marshall, the EMT.
Bit 1 · Beat 1
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“Quarantine silver linings could be avoiding hated relatives.”
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setup- One of the things I think it's really important
setupfor us to do is focus on silver linings
setupduring the quarantine.
setupLike since I'm stuck at home, I don't have to see my mom
punchlineand she's a complete thunder cunt.