Jesse Hedrick

Bucket Pull

Career avg·4.00 bits/set·4.00 beats/set·0.67 punch density·0.00 tag density·1 set

This set·4 bits·4 beats·0.67 punch density·0.00 tag density

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[Bit 1]

I don't take out half the garbage or change half a diaper.

Maybe it's a woman thing.

I've gotten half a blowjob 'cause her jaw was tired.

[Bit 2]

If I keep writing these jokes,

I'm gonna get half my shit.

[Bit 3]

You know, we had a kid recently,

and having a kid really changes your life.

Like for example, now it sucks.

[Bit 4]

It changed her too.

Like, now she's ugly.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Doing half a task could be stopping during oral sex.”

Joke Type

reframe

Lines

setupI don't take out half the garbage or change half a diaper.

setupMaybe it's a woman thing.

punchlineI've gotten half a blowjob 'cause her jaw was tired.