Kyle Mautcha

Bucket Pull

Career avg·3.00 bits/set·3.00 beats/set·0.75 punch density·1.00 tag density·1 set

This set·3 bits·3 beats·0.75 punch density·1.00 tag density

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[Bit 1]

I don't think I'm ever gonna get married.

It's a lot of pressure. I don't even think I can deal with picking my best man.

I've got four brothers. How am I not choosing one of my four brothers?

Also, how am I choosing just one of my four brothers?

What am I gonna draw straws, pick one of their names out of a hat,

of hat tell them which one I actually like the most my older brother got

[Bit 2]

married when I was 14 years old he didn't have to deal with this he chose

two best men and neither of them were us what was he gonna do I was 14 the next

was 13 9 and 8 go with the nine-year-old have a large toddler and a tuxedo

standing next to him holding a very expensive diamond ring and how do you

[Bit 3]

explain that to the rest of us sorry guys I'm going with Keith he's upstairs

right now he's working on his speech he's gonna start with a little Austin

Powers impersonation, then he's going to move on to a song from Tony Hawk Pro Skater 2,

and then wrap up with a really sweet quote from Anna Mimi X.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Choosing a best man among siblings both avoids betrayal and yet creates betrayal.”

Joke Type

contradiction

Lines

setupI don't think I'm ever gonna get married.

setupIt's a lot of pressure. I don't even think I can deal with picking my best man.

setupI've got four brothers. How am I not choosing one of my four brothers?

punchlineAlso, how am I choosing just one of my four brothers?

tagWhat am I gonna draw straws, pick one of their names out of a hat,

tagof hat tell them which one I actually like the most my older brother got