Whitney Lee

Bucket Pull

Career avg·4.00 bits/set·4.00 beats/set·0.55 punch density·0.50 tag density·1 set

This set·4 bits·4 beats·0.55 punch density·0.50 tag density

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[Bit 1]

So, I always thought I came up as like this.

Bad bitch.

But then I realized I'm just the best at white girl without the money.

Instead of Starbucks and yoga, I just drank Boulders and Stretch.

[Bit 2]

I got a lot of skills though.

Being late is one of them.

I'm late to work, I'm late paying my bills,

and now my period's late.

But I guess getting pregnant is one of my skills.

[Bit 3]

But raising kids is not.

I got a nine month old baby and he sucks.

He sucks my tits, he sucks his pacifier,

and he just sucks the life right out of me.

[Bit 4]

You know, I've come to realize,

Having babies is a lot like smoking meth.

Sounds like fun.

Bit of a ruin your life.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“A broke party girl could be budget white-girl wellness.”

Joke Type

reframe

Lines

setupSo, I always thought I came up as like this.

setupBad bitch.

punchlineBut then I realized I'm just the best at white girl without the money.

tagInstead of Starbucks and yoga, I just drank Boulders and Stretch.