2026-01-27

Set 2 · Episode 753

Tina LaCocina

Bucket Pull

Career avg·2.00 bits/set·3.00 beats/set·0.20 punch density·0.33 tag density·1 set

This set·2 bits·3 beats·0.20 punch density·0.33 tag density

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Skips to 14:27 in the episode

[Bit 1]

I've actually been going through a depression

these last six years, you know, since the pandemic.

And it started when I lost my dad.

Did anybody else lose someone during that time

when you couldn't be with your loved ones

in their last moments?

I am sorry to bring the party down,

But I got the phone call and the lady was like,

"Is this Tina?"

And I said, "Yes."

And she said, "I'm so sorry to tell you this,

but your dad has been pronounced dead."

And I was in shock and I was confused

because my mom pronounces it deadbeat dad.

[Bit 2]

You guys don't have to feel bad for me.

He didn't leave a will,

but I did inherit his blue handicap parking tag.

So where did y'all park?

I do have all his leftover prescription drugs.

So if anybody has diabetes or high blood pressure,

I'm selling those outside two for five.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“"Pronounced dead" can mean declared dead or saying "deadbeat dad."”

Joke Type

double-meaning

Lines

setupI've actually been going through a depression

setupthese last six years, you know, since the pandemic.

setupAnd it started when I lost my dad.

setupDid anybody else lose someone during that time

setupwhen you couldn't be with your loved ones

setupin their last moments?

setupI am sorry to bring the party down,

setupBut I got the phone call and the lady was like,

setup"Is this Tina?"

setupAnd I said, "Yes."

setupAnd she said, "I'm so sorry to tell you this,

setupbut your dad has been pronounced dead."

setupAnd I was in shock and I was confused

punchlinebecause my mom pronounces it deadbeat dad.