Gabriel Adam

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I recently learned there's some jokes you can't make

in stand-up comedy.

Last week I did this joke about beating my girlfriend.

Yeah!

This guy knows what's going on.

And now I can't fucking find her?

I'm not sure who went and told her,

but somebody gave her the courage to leave,

and now I can't.

I'm still trying to figure out

how she chewed through the chains.

That beaver-toothed bitch, fucking.

She nibbled away to my heart.

I don't know what else to tell you.

Seriously though, if anybody sees her, tell her, come.

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Beat Details

Beat Premise

“A domestic abuse joke implies the comedian gets in trouble, but reveals the girlfriend escaped.”

Joke Type

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Lines

setupI recently learned there's some jokes you can't make

setupin stand-up comedy.

setupLast week I did this joke about beating my girlfriend.

punchlineAnd now I can't fucking find her?