2026-04-14

Set 6 · Episode 764

Lil Mo Mozzarella

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Career avg·1.00 bits/set·5.00 beats/set·0.45 punch density·1.17 tag density·1 set

This set·1 bit·5 beats·0.45 punch density·1.17 tag density·Large Joke Book

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Skips to 49:55 in the episode

[Bit 1]

I'm from New York City.

I don't know you guys act like you don't fucking understand me,

but I can speak any language.

I look at somebody who's Spanish.

Where are you?

I throw one word at you.

What's up?

Let me get a bacon, egg, and cheese poppy.

You know, people do it to Italians all the time.

They come to fuck a little lily

and they start acting Italian,

the guys got freckles and shit.

Let me get a chicken cutlet parmesan,

fresh butts in our red peppers,

tell your sister, "G" and I ain't say, "How you doing?"

This guy's fucking Norwegian.

You know where you never do it though?

You never see nobody go to a Chinese restaurant

and say, "I act the Chinese, no?"

Lay home, man!

Let me get a pork fried rice.

Don't forget the wonton soup.

They don't do it.

They get disrespectful.

They start yelling.

"Lays my pork fried rice!"

They think you can understand them if you talk loud, you know?

See, I always show them respect.

Like, let's say, for instance, I go for a steak,

I bring the bones home,

and I bring it to the restaurant for the dork,

the buried in the yard.

How you doing?

I was gonna say they ate the dork,

but then I said somebody might fuck me up out here.

I see a couple Asians.

Kim Jong-un's over there, what's up, Mo?

How does it feel to never ride a roller coaster?

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Ordering in a bodega accent could be speaking Spanish.”

Joke Type

reframe

Lines

setupI'm from New York City.

setupI don't know you guys act like you don't fucking understand me,

setupbut I can speak any language.

setupI look at somebody who's Spanish.

setupWhere are you?

setupI throw one word at you.

punchlineLet me get a bacon, egg, and cheese poppy.