Luke Robinson

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Career avg·1.00 bits/set·4.00 beats/set·0.27 punch density·0.00 tag density·1 set

This set·1 bit·4 beats·0.27 punch density·0.00 tag density·Medium Joke Book

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[Bit 1]

-Elon Musk is making Neurolink

so people can talk to their pets.

"Aww, now they can tell us just how much they love us."

"I don't know, but I've thought about it fucking a lot."

Imagine dog dads having the neuter talk.

After a painful conversation about cutting their balls off,

they'd be like, "Please, Poppy,

I promise to keep my pecker in my pants."

Dudes would be so traumatized,

they'd never neuter dogs ever again.

And the straight population would go way out of control.

And if dogs didn't talk, they could understand TV.

Imagine coming home to find your dog

watching AOC on C-SPAN.

Poppy, she's so smart.

Next day, dog's on the doorstep of a shelter with a note.

Good dog, but he's a fucking Democrat.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Pet mind-reading implies they'd express love, but reveals violent thoughts.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setup-Elon Musk is making Neurolink

setupso people can talk to their pets.

setup"Aww, now they can tell us just how much they love us."

punchline"I don't know, but I've thought about it fucking a lot."