Michael A. Keaton

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Career avg·5.00 bits/set·5.00 beats/set·0.40 punch density·0.33 tag density·1 set

This set·5 bits·5 beats·0.40 punch density·0.33 tag density·Large Joke Book

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Skips to 12:28 in the episode

[Bit 1]

You know how embarrassing it is to be named after a Batman

and having a hobble out here like the penguin?

[Bit 2]

Like, it's an interesting life.

Like, so many people, like, they assume

that they don't know what my politics are gonna be.

Just, like, look at this guy.

It's like, he has to lean, right?

[Bit 3]

I became a homeowner recently.

Yeah, yeah, thank you, thank you.

It's a RAV4.

Oh, man.

I live in it, so it's more of a RAV4, okay?

[Bit 4]

Oh, I'm getting older in my life.

Like, you know, I've gotten to the point--

I think, like, my favorite candy now or cough drops,

you know?

They're just menthol flavored Jolly Ranchers, you know?

[Bit 5]

I've hit the point in my life where it's like,

I'm pretty sure the only reason I masturbate

is for prostate health, you know?

Like, my partner walks in on me and is like,

"What are you thinking about?

I'm just sitting there like, can't through."

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Being named after Batman implies heroism, but reveals a Penguin hobble.”

Joke Type

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setupYou know how embarrassing it is to be named after a Batman

punchlineand having a hobble out here like the penguin?