Trey Pack

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Career avg·2.50 bits/set·3.00 beats/set·0.15 punch density·0.33 tag density·2 sets

This set·3 bits·3 beats·0.22 punch density·0.67 tag density·Large Joke Book

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Skips to 39:29 in the episode

[Bit 1]

- I woke up this morning and my nipples were hard,

which can only mean one thing.

It is Girl Scout cookie season time again,

ladies and gentlemen.

[Bit 2]

I was trying to walk into the store today

and they had the soldiers out there or whatever,

the girls were out there.

You guys laugh, but that's what they call themselves.

the troops or whatever.

The girls are out there, okay?

And the troop mom is talking to this little girl, right?

The troop mom, she looks up, she sees me,

she went back to the little girl,

and I read her lips, she said, "Big spender."

Fuck that bitch, all right?

Jesus.

It was actually my mom.

[Bit 3]

Here's my thing, I'm all for them

teaching these little girls sales tactics, right?

Like that's super cool, right ladies, yeah?

Yeah, I don't think they have to be so aggressive about it.

I don't think you have to be like,

hey Cindy, there's a fucking whale in the water,

it's time to be a shark, let's do this.

Fucking wolf of Walmart or whatever, bro.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Hard nipples could be a sign of Girl Scout cookie season.”

Joke Type

reframe

Lines

setup- I woke up this morning and my nipples were hard,

setupwhich can only mean one thing.

punchlineIt is Girl Scout cookie season time again,

tagladies and gentlemen.