Derek Koppzawa

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Career avg·5.00 bits/set·5.00 beats/set·0.42 punch density·0.00 tag density·1 set

This set·5 bits·5 beats·0.42 punch density·0.00 tag density·Large Joke Book

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Skips to 50:51 in the episode

[Bit 1]

- Oh, did somebody call the Koppzawa?

'Cause I'm here, baby.

One of you called 6911, that's my number.

[Bit 2]

I'll just spend the next 40 seconds breathing

'cause that's what I have left.

[Bit 3]

I recently found out being fat's a genetic thing

which makes me feel great.

'Cause that means even when I was a little sperm,

I was swimming wearing a shirt.

[Bit 4]

You guys like impressions?

Yeah, you fucking would.

[Bit 5]

This is my impression of somebody with an extreme kink

and a lisp.

I want you to pith on me.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“An emergency number introduction implies public service, but reveals a sex-number pun.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setup- Oh, did somebody call the Koppzawa?

setup'Cause I'm here, baby.

punchlineOne of you called 6911, that's my number.