Set 1 · Episode 547
Dina Laro
Bucket PullLarge Joke Book
Career avg·5.00 bits/set·5.00 beats/set·0.28 punch density·0.40 tag density·1 set
This set·5 bits·5 beats·0.28 punch density·0.40 tag density·Large Joke Book
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Skips to 27:11 in the episode
[Bit 1]
So my friend Matt, he's recently single.
He's on all the dating apps.
He found this one called Butterface.
Everything's hot, Butterface.
I didn't make it up.
[Bit 2]
He sees this girl, her body's stacked.
But in every picture, she's got a mask on.
He's like, "How bad could it be?"
So they decided to meet at a restaurant,
and he thinks he sees her at the bar,
taps on her shoulder, "Hey, Becky."
She turns around, "Hi, Matt."
She still got the fucking mask on.
[Bit 3]
He's like, "All right, but he gets it.
You know, they're standing up.
The virus can get you when you're standing up.
So he's like, come on, I got a table.
Let's go sit down.
So they sit down.
He's like, all right, you can take your mask off now.
You're sitting down.
The virus snows.
Fucking game off, right?
[Bit 4]
So she's like, all right.
Hi.
What?
You met me on the dating app on Butterface.
What'd you expect?
[Bit 5]
Waiter, we're going to do standing only, please.
Bit 1 · Beat 1
Beat Details
Beat Premise
“A dating app name can mean attractive except the face or literally a face-focused warning.”
Joke Type
double-meaningLines
setupSo my friend Matt, he's recently single.
setupHe's on all the dating apps.
setupHe found this one called Butterface.
punchlineEverything's hot, Butterface.
tagI didn't make it up.