Molly Vivant

Bucket Pull

Career avg·3.00 bits/set·3.00 beats/set·0.50 punch density·0.33 tag density·1 set

This set·3 bits·3 beats·0.50 punch density·0.33 tag density

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[Bit 1]

- I've gained some weight recently.

And I think that can be a good thing, you know?

'Cause I'm probably not gonna get drugged at a bar.

And if I do, the dosage won't be right.

[Bit 2]

Sometimes the weight gain is a little annoying though.

I feel like I'm being treated like a toddler all the time.

You know, like people keep saying things to me like,

you're a big girl now.

Then I cry and shit myself.

[Bit 3]

I'm being treated like a toddler.

Like when I fuck my boyfriend, I just want to be picked up.

And he's just like, "You know you're too big for that now."

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Weight gain could be protection against being drugged.”

Joke Type

reframe

Lines

setup- I've gained some weight recently.

setupAnd I think that can be a good thing, you know?

punchline'Cause I'm probably not gonna get drugged at a bar.

tagAnd if I do, the dosage won't be right.