Big Stu

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[Bit 1]

I've been using this Duolingo app, right?

Trying to communicate better with my coworkers.

And I just found out they don't even teach you

the correct type of Spanish.

They teach you Spanish from like Spain.

So if you use that app and you go to Central America or South America,

you're gonna sound like a fucking dork.

And they're not gonna tell you either.

It's gonna be like, "Ah, como esta ustedos?"

And they're just gonna be like, "Bien."

But in parentheses, they're gonna be like, "This guy's a piece of shit."

But that begs the question that if a Mexican dude learned English on Duolingo,

would he come to America all like, "Oh, it's Tuesday, isn't it?"

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Duolingo Spanish becomes so extreme that you sound like a dork.”

Joke Type

hyperbole

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setupI've been using this Duolingo app, right?

setupTrying to communicate better with my coworkers.

setupAnd I just found out they don't even teach you

setupthe correct type of Spanish.

setupThey teach you Spanish from like Spain.

setupSo if you use that app and you go to Central America or South America,

punchlineyou're gonna sound like a fucking dork.