Taylor Boss

Bucket PullMan

Career avg·2.00 bits/set·3.00 beats/set·0.23 punch density·0.67 tag density·1 set

This set·2 bits·3 beats·0.23 punch density·0.67 tag density

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Skips to 57:03 in the episode

[Bit 1]

- I used to be addicted to drugs,

but then I got off of 'em because I found a woman.

And I could tell she really wasn't a heroin kind of gal.

She was classy.

[Bit 2]

Growing up though, my parents probably should've known

I was gonna have an issue with addiction,

just by how I used to eat my fruit by the foot.

'Cause my brother, you would eat his like a real nerd,

who'd take it forever.

Just little piece by little piece.

What a fucking nerd.

And there's how I would eat my fruit by the foot.

Now let me know if you would eat it the same way, okay?

What I would do, I would open up the package,

just take the whole thing out immediately.

Anybody else take the whole thing out and meet him?

That rolled up into a little ball, yeah.

Rolled up into a little ball.

Parents probably should've known

I was gonna have an issue with addiction,

'cause with my fruit by the foot,

I would take the whole thing out.

I'd roll it up into a little ball.

I'd put it on a spoon and melt it down.

Then I would inject it in my last remaining good vein.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Getting clean for a woman implies virtue, but reveals a classier heroin habit.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setup- I used to be addicted to drugs,

setupbut then I got off of 'em because I found a woman.

punchlineAnd I could tell she really wasn't a heroin kind of gal.

tagShe was classy.