Jordan Gilpin

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Career avg·4.00 bits/set·5.00 beats/set·0.44 punch density·0.60 tag density·1 set

This set·4 bits·5 beats·0.44 punch density·0.60 tag density·Small Joke Book

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Skips to 53:26 in the episode

[Bit 1]

-Hey, everybody. I know you're thinking, and yes, it's true.

I do have bicycles on my wall.

My living room is art decoration.

[Bit 2]

I recently took a 23 and me and found out I'm 25% gay.

That's right. I had a gay grandpa.

[Bit 3]

Sometimes with the long deliverer, a quote doesn't really work the right way.

Right? I went by a crystal shop, really inspiring quote.

It said, "It's a great thing to think that your best days are still ahead of you."

But told by Anne Frank?

Maybe they were talking about reincarnation.

Guys, it's kind of weird. Family, yeah, that's right.

They're crystals, right?

They can see the future, but they can't Google the past.

[Bit 4]

My sister's in a freple with my--

Jesus.

With my--

I like that one guy-- one guy's freple.

Yeah, that's right.

That's right.

In a freple with her husband and my mom.

Yeah.

She came to visit once eight years ago,

and she's still there doing the laundry and raising the kids.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Audience assumptions about appearance could be confirmed by bicycles on the wall.”

Joke Type

reframe

Lines

setup-Hey, everybody. I know you're thinking, and yes, it's true.

punchlineI do have bicycles on my wall.

tagMy living room is art decoration.