Kimberly Coaster

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Career avg·2.00 bits/set·2.00 beats/set·2.20 punch density·4.50 tag density·1 set

This set·2 bits·2 beats·2.20 punch density·4.50 tag density·Large Joke Book

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Skips to 1:43:26 in the episode

[Bit 1]

Oh, when I see a hot guy, I'm like, "Damn."

I could've gave birth to him.

Probably screwed his dad in college.

[Bit 2]

Yeah, you know, I do get hit on a lot.

I wonder if, like, men have a menopause fetish.

Like, "Damn, that cougar could tear me up."

I would tear you up.

'Cause I'm dry as fuck.

I, I, I, you would have more pleasure

rubbing your wiener on a cheese grater.

I spread my knees, tumbleweeds roll out.

Last guy came up coughing, and I, you know.

- Yeah.

They sent a canary into the cavern.

He's dead.

It's all dead inside.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Being attracted to a hot guy implies sexual interest, but reveals he could be your child.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupOh, when I see a hot guy, I'm like, "Damn."

punchlineI could've gave birth to him.

tagProbably screwed his dad in college.