Molly McGee

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This set·4 bits·6 beats·0.53 punch density·0.50 tag density

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[Bit 1]

I recently escaped California

with my son's genitals still intact.

[Bit 2]

He said, "Mommy, am I a boy or a girl?"

I said, "Totally, are you a boy?

You're a cowboy, pew pew, back of shape, moving to Texas."

[Bit 3]

I would love my child no matter what,

but if he's trans, I'll say the same thing about his penis.

I say every time he wants me to get him a puppy.

You're gonna have to keep it

and take care of it till it's fully grown.

Then you could decide if it's not cute anymore

and you wanna get rid of it.

I'll support that.

He's not trans though, he's just regular autistic.

[Bit 4]

It took a long time to get him diagnosed too,

'cause he's good looking enough

to everybody just assumed he was an asshole this whole time.

'Cause when he was really little,

doctors were worried that he might be mentally retarded.

Yeah, they didn't call it that though.

They called it starting to look like his father.

It was only 'cause they were both bald and chubby

and drank from a bottle till they shit and pissed themselves.

My son grew out of it. Thank you.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Leaving California implies fleeing the state, but reveals a son's genitals.”

Joke Type

misdirect

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setupI recently escaped California

punchlinewith my son's genitals still intact.