2025-02-04

Set 4 · Episode 703

Cam Patterson

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Career avg·2.47 bits/set·3.88 beats/set·0.40 punch density·1.33 tag density·34 sets

This set·1 bit·1 beat·0.27 punch density·5.00 tag density

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Skips to 53:07 in the episode

[Bit 1]

I know I got a lot of shit about crackheads.

I'm on my doors and mainly about crackheads.

And it's funny to me 'cause I was thinking about it

the other day when I was real high

And I was just like, "Man, this fucked up."

'Cause most of y'all deal with crackheads,

and y'all see 'em like on the street.

Y'all just walk by, like, they're not real people.

But I had crackheads in my family.

So crackheads had my phone number, you understand?

That's a different type of relationship with a crackhead.

Like y'all be like, "I don't know you leave me alone, nigga."

I'm like, "What's up?

I know you got cash, bitch, I need $5.

I wanna buy crack today, it's insane."

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Having crackheads in the family implies closeness, but reveals they have your phone number.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupI know I got a lot of shit about crackheads.

setupI'm on my doors and mainly about crackheads.

setupAnd it's funny to me 'cause I was thinking about it

setupthe other day when I was real high

setupAnd I was just like, "Man, this fucked up."

setup'Cause most of y'all deal with crackheads,

setupand y'all see 'em like on the street.

setupY'all just walk by, like, they're not real people.

setupBut I had crackheads in my family.

punchlineSo crackheads had my phone number, you understand?

tagThat's a different type of relationship with a crackhead.

tagLike y'all be like, "I don't know you leave me alone, nigga."

tagI'm like, "What's up?

tagI know you got cash, bitch, I need $5.

tagI wanna buy crack today, it's insane."