Eddie Lursa

Bucket PullMan

Career avg·2.00 bits/set·4.00 beats/set·0.50 punch density·0.94 tag density·3 sets

This set·2 bits·3 beats·0.40 punch density·1.00 tag density

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Skips to 59:56 in the episode

[Bit 1]

I got my Uber on the way here and it was a lady driver, so you know, I buckled up.

Not just because she was a woman, I'm not a sexist, she was also Asian.

Not that Asian people can't drive, they can, and that's the problem.

Relax, relax, I'm kidding, it wasn't an Asian woman, it might have been an Asian man, I

I couldn't tell.

[Bit 2]

Not at all. I hate Ubers though.

I fucking hate Ubers.

My worst Uber driver ever.

Made me walk two blocks in the rain to get to the car.

Loudly fought the entire ride with someone named

Shut the fuck up bitch.

Where I ran multiple red lights, almost hit a person.

Then this dude had tattoos up to his neck

and three teardrops under his eyeball.

Five stars, 'cause that guy knows where I live.

25% tip, thank you for the service.

I actually found out when I want to leave one star,

I started getting dropped off down the street

at my bitchy neighbor's house,

'cause she's kind of got it coming.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Asian drivers could be dangerously competent.”

Joke Type

reframe

Lines

setupI got my Uber on the way here and it was a lady driver, so you know, I buckled up.

setupNot just because she was a woman, I'm not a sexist, she was also Asian.

punchlineNot that Asian people can't drive, they can, and that's the problem.

tagRelax, relax, I'm kidding, it wasn't an Asian woman, it might have been an Asian man, I

tagI couldn't tell.