Yale Reams

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Career avg·2.00 bits/set·3.00 beats/set·0.36 punch density·0.67 tag density·1 set

This set·2 bits·3 beats·0.36 punch density·0.67 tag density

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[Bit 1]

I've been getting into a lot of arguments recently,

most recently with my girlfriend.

She snatches food off of my plate all the time,

and her excuses always, "Oh, come on,

"there's no yours or mine, it's all ours."

I'm like, "Well, if that's how you feel,

Why do you get so upset when I try to put a thumb in our butthole?

[Bit 2]

I also got into it with a friend of mine.

Um, I thought she was telling me a joke.

She told me that her cat had feline AIDS.

I didn't think it was real.

So my first thing that I said was like, I didn't even know your cat was a slut.

And she goes, "That's not how they get it.

That's not how they get it."

And I was like, "What do you get it from?

Sharing needles?

What are you talking about?"

And she was upset, but she shouldn't have named her cat Meowjic Johnson.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Sharing food could be sexual access.”

Joke Type

reframe

Lines

setupI've been getting into a lot of arguments recently,

setupmost recently with my girlfriend.

setupShe snatches food off of my plate all the time,

setupand her excuses always, "Oh, come on,

setup"there's no yours or mine, it's all ours."

setupI'm like, "Well, if that's how you feel,

punchlineWhy do you get so upset when I try to put a thumb in our butthole?