2025-04-01

Set 13 · Episode 713

Ari Mati

Bucket PullWhiteManMiddle-Age

Career avg·2.40 bits/set·3.40 beats/set·0.53 punch density·1.14 tag density·5 sets

This set·1 bit·1 beat·0.11 punch density·1.00 tag density

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[Bit 1]

So I was trying to get some...

pussy.

I went to a bar.

They didn't have the balls to do nothing.

I don't know how some guys do that.

They just go to a bar and start just fucking.

It's a numbers game, you know, those guys.

I've never walked up to a girl at a bar.

I always feel fucking creepy.

Isn't it creepy?

I feel creepy 'cause we both know

what I want.

Like every time I talk to girls at bars,

I feel like America,

when you guys talk to the Saudis.

Like we both know.

I wanna drill the shit out of you.

But we need to be diplomatic.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“"Drill" can mean oil extraction or sex.”

Joke Type

double-meaning

Lines

setupSo I was trying to get some...

setuppussy.

setupI went to a bar.

setupThey didn't have the balls to do nothing.

setupI don't know how some guys do that.

setupThey just go to a bar and start just fucking.

setupIt's a numbers game, you know, those guys.

setupI've never walked up to a girl at a bar.

setupI always feel fucking creepy.

setupIsn't it creepy?

setupI feel creepy 'cause we both know

setupwhat I want.

setupLike every time I talk to girls at bars,

setupI feel like America,

setupwhen you guys talk to the Saudis.

setupLike we both know.

punchlineI wanna drill the shit out of you.

tagBut we need to be diplomatic.