Set 7 · Episode 721

Adam Sincere

Bucket PullLarge Joke Book

Career avg·4.00 bits/set·4.00 beats/set·0.24 punch density·0.00 tag density·1 set

This set·4 bits·4 beats·0.24 punch density·0.00 tag density·Large Joke Book

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[Bit 1]

I took the bus down here, and this family got on.

They had like a baby in a stroller,

and this kid had a golden earring on.

And I'm not trying to tell you I had a parent,

but it's kind of unfair, right?

I mean, the kid can't even talk yet.

And already he's cooler than me.

[Bit 2]

Then I saw a bumper sticker on the way.

It said, "No farms, no food."

This guy just hates everything.

[Bit 3]

I say, "Do we have any Jesus fans here?"

All right, I love it.

I'm a little embarrassed.

I was raised thinking that he died for a sins.

I just found out, apparently what happened is

a bunch of guys killed him.

[Bit 4]

I had a joke about masturbating, too,

but I'm gonna save that for when it comes in handy.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“A baby with a gold earring could be cooler than an adult.”

Joke Type

reframe

Lines

setupI took the bus down here, and this family got on.

setupThey had like a baby in a stroller,

setupand this kid had a golden earring on.

setupAnd I'm not trying to tell you I had a parent,

setupbut it's kind of unfair, right?

setupI mean, the kid can't even talk yet.

punchlineAnd already he's cooler than me.