Set 2 · Episode 721

Solomon

Bucket PullMedium Joke Book

Career avg·3.00 bits/set·3.00 beats/set·0.86 punch density·1.00 tag density·1 set

This set·3 bits·3 beats·0.86 punch density·1.00 tag density·Medium Joke Book

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[Bit 1]

Guys, we really need to stop calling women cows.

It's really fucking them up.

Yeah, seriously, there's scientific evidence that generational traumas change our DNA.

So we've been calling them cows for so long, they're turning into cows.

It's not just the weight, they've started wearing these rings around their noses.

and they're eating grass and taking shits on the streets,

so no more cows.

[Bit 2]

And also, we need to stop shoving dicks in their mouths.

You see, thousands of years of dick-sucking is stretching the jaw,

and now the mouths have grown so big, it's really hard to shut them up.

[Bit 3]

And guys, you know why our breads smell so bad?

It's the generational trauma of thousands of years of eating that stinking pussy.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Calling women cows implies an insult, but reveals literal cow transformation.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupGuys, we really need to stop calling women cows.

setupIt's really fucking them up.

setupYeah, seriously, there's scientific evidence that generational traumas change our DNA.

punchlineSo we've been calling them cows for so long, they're turning into cows.

tagIt's not just the weight, they've started wearing these rings around their noses.

tagand they're eating grass and taking shits on the streets,

tagso no more cows.