Evan Suarzo

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So, apparently, over the weekend a guy in Cleveland, unfortunately, got shot upwards

of 90 times by the cops.

And it's terrible, but the more I thought about it, I was like, "If you're gonna shoot

him 90 times, you might as well make it 100."

Because when you read the title on the news, it's like, "Cops shoot unarmed men 90 times."

you're like, "Holy shit, that's a lot.

"Like, that's terrible."

But you read cops shoot unarmed men over 100 times,

you're like, "God damn, that's a lot of fucking,

"that's a lot of shots."

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“Stopping at ninety shots could be a wasted chance for a round number.”

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setupSo, apparently, over the weekend a guy in Cleveland, unfortunately, got shot upwards

setupof 90 times by the cops.

setupAnd it's terrible, but the more I thought about it, I was like, "If you're gonna shoot

punchlinehim 90 times, you might as well make it 100."