Jeff Taylor

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Career avg·1.00 bits/set·4.00 beats/set·0.45 punch density·0.25 tag density·1 set

This set·1 bit·4 beats·0.45 punch density·0.25 tag density·Small Joke Book

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[Bit 1]

I had a girl tell me that cum tasted like uncooked ramen noodle.

Very specific thing. This tells me a couple things though.

First off, I can surely afford this date.

Secondly,

Secondly, if she does in fact like ramen noodle, I'm gonna get my dick sucked.

But I need to know, are we talking about with or without the seasoning packet?

'Cause if your stuff is smelling or tasting

like shrimp bouillon fellas,

you need to see a physician right now.

Also, I have other questions like,

"Am I ever gonna wake up with my butt cheeks

sewn together next to you?"

There are no illogical questions at this point, I don't think.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“A semen-to-ramen comparison could be proof a date will be cheap.”

Joke Type

reframe

Lines

setupI had a girl tell me that cum tasted like uncooked ramen noodle.

setupVery specific thing. This tells me a couple things though.

punchlineFirst off, I can surely afford this date.