Nicole Tran

Golden TicketWomanAsian

Career avg·5.00 bits/set·6.00 beats/set·0.32 punch density·0.21 tag density·4 sets

This set·6 bits·6 beats·0.07 punch density·0.13 tag density

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[Bit 1]

This is my 10th appearance on the Kill Tony podcast.

Imagine how much money you cost me, Tony.

[Bit 2]

My mother has a nickname for you, Tony.

She calls you "No money."

[Bit 3]

Now my cousin Bing-Bing wants to marry the president

of the Philippines, Bong Bong Marcus.

The wedding night is gonna be

Bing Bong, Bing Bong,

Bing Bing Bong Bong.

[Bit 4]

My cousin Bing-Bing should have been charged

with a Mr. Minner.

The longer she goes without a Mr. The Minner she gets.

[Bit 5]

To beat inflation, I opened five checking accounts.

If one bows, I use another one.

If that one bows, I bows again.

Eventually, embousing more than Dolly Parton

on the trombone.

[Bit 6]

In Japan, cookie teeth is a beauty standard.

In Vietnam, they like buck teeth.

In Alabama, the preference is no teeth at all.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“A milestone podcast appearance could be reframed as a financial burden on the host.”

Joke Type

reframe

Lines

setupThis is my 10th appearance on the Kill Tony podcast.

punchlineImagine how much money you cost me, Tony.