2025-04-01

Set 8 · Episode 713

Cam Patterson

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Career avg·2.47 bits/set·3.88 beats/set·0.40 punch density·1.33 tag density·34 sets

This set·1 bit·4 beats·0.24 punch density·0.75 tag density·Large Joke Book

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[Bit 1]

This is gonna be the happy St. Patrick's Day, white people.

Hell, yeah. Yeah.

I fucking hate this holiday. Nigga, it's terrible.

It's the gayest holiday ever.

It's an excuse white people to get drunk

and then try to touch you. That's all it is.

I hate it. And it's -- I got --

The mascot is gay. The mascot is gay.

That's got his gay.

Yeah.

Leprechaun's a gay, man.

Leprechaun was the first gay nigga ever.

If you fighting behind this rainbow,

I got some gold for you.

That's gay.

It's gonna be a miss it with his dick out

when you get back there.

With no gold, he's just gonna piss on you.

That's all that's gonna happen.

It's a good old fashioned golden shower, brother.

Even like how you spell Leprechaun is gay.

For real.

Watch it.

Watch this.

L, G-B-T-Q, that's gay.

Nigga, gay as hell.

Y'all thought I was finna spell leprechaun,

huh, fuck nigga, this is crazy.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“St. Patrick's Day could be cover for drunk white people touching strangers.”

Joke Type

reframe

Lines

setupThis is gonna be the happy St. Patrick's Day, white people.

setupI fucking hate this holiday. Nigga, it's terrible.

setupIt's the gayest holiday ever.

setupIt's an excuse white people to get drunk

punchlineand then try to touch you. That's all it is.