Set 4 · Episode 733
Adrian Washington
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This set·2 bits·3 beats·0.54 punch density·2.75 tag density
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[Bit 1]
Anybody got nieces and nephews?
You don't know the real name?
Like I come from a big family.
I got like 40 nieces and nephews that I know about, right?
One of my sisters called me one day, she said,
Adrian, I'm running late, can you swing by the school?
Pick the kids up for me.
I said, yeah, sister, I got you.
I was excited 'cause they didn't know I was coming,
so I wanted to surprise them.
I got to the school and the principal was like,
hey, who you here to get?
I said, "Uh...
That is a very good question, sir."
I said, "Uh, I-I-I gotta step outside and make a phone call."
'Cause I was like, "There's no way I can tell this man
I'm here to pick up Fat Daddy and Bug."
I tell this motherfucker picking up Fat Daddy and Bug,
they gonna call CPS or my motherfucking ass.
I walked outside, I called my sister, I said,
"Hey, who are these niggas that I'm looking for?"
[Bit 2]
And another time, I was coming off the road,
and my wife called me, she said,
"What you want me to take out for dinner?"
I said, "Them titties."
Just like that.
Didn't think twice.
I heard my daughter say, "Aw, dad."
True story.
My wife said, "Yeah, you on speakerphone."
I said, "Why you ain't say that
"when I answer the fucking phone?
"You know I ain't speakerphone material, right?"
But as a parent, you gotta try to fix it.
So I was like, "Hey, put my baby on the phone."
My daughter got on the phone all awkward and shit.
She's like, "Yeah, dad."
All I had was this, y'all.
I was like, "Hey, listen up."
I said, "One day, somebody gonna say that shit to you."
I said, "We just hope you don't fucking live with us
when it happens."
Bit 1 · Beat 1
Beat Details
Beat Premise
“Picking up nephews implies knowing their names, but reveals nicknames make school pickup impossible.”
Joke Type
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setupAnybody got nieces and nephews?
setupYou don't know the real name?
setupLike I come from a big family.
setupI got like 40 nieces and nephews that I know about, right?
setupOne of my sisters called me one day, she said,
setupAdrian, I'm running late, can you swing by the school?
setupPick the kids up for me.
setupI said, yeah, sister, I got you.
setupI was excited 'cause they didn't know I was coming,
setupso I wanted to surprise them.
setupI got to the school and the principal was like,
setuphey, who you here to get?
punchlineI said, "Uh...
punchlineThat is a very good question, sir."
tagI said, "Uh, I-I-I gotta step outside and make a phone call."
tag'Cause I was like, "There's no way I can tell this man
tagI'm here to pick up Fat Daddy and Bug."
tagI tell this motherfucker picking up Fat Daddy and Bug,
tagthey gonna call CPS or my motherfucking ass.
tagI walked outside, I called my sister, I said,
tag"Hey, who are these niggas that I'm looking for?"