Set 11 · Episode 733
Ari Matty
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Career avg·2.50 bits/set·4.20 beats/set·0.66 punch density·1.41 tag density·10 sets
This set·3 bits·3 beats·0.92 punch density·2.67 tag density
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[Bit 1]
- So, when are we getting these Waymos
to kill the homeless at night?
Robots are supposed to do the jobs we don't want to.
I see them driving around all empty.
They should get together in an HEB parking lot fucking.
Everybody picks one alley and you just fucking.
Help us out, robots!
Or if you wanna be like vegan about it,
fucking get a car full of them,
drop them off in Houston, you know what I'm saying?
[Bit 2]
Dude, I am, I moved here a year ago.
I used to be like, no, they're all human and snowflakes.
Fuck you.
Stop bleeding on my fucking pizza.
[Bit 3]
Dude, the homeless in Austin,
every time I see these motherfuckers,
they're getting stronger and stronger.
They're fucking getting de-vitamin during the day,
going through photosynthesis.
They're fucking fasting, they're avoiding social media,
they're cold plunging in Lady Bird Lake.
The homeless in Austin are doing everything Joe Rogan talks about.
Bit 1 · Beat 1
Beat Details
Beat Premise
“Killing homeless people with robots is widely understood but rarely said aloud.”
Joke Type
elephant-in-the-roomLines
setup- So, when are we getting these Waymos
setupto kill the homeless at night?
punchlineRobots are supposed to do the jobs we don't want to.
tagI see them driving around all empty.
tagThey should get together in an HEB parking lot fucking.
tagEverybody picks one alley and you just fucking.
tagHelp us out, robots!
tagOr if you wanna be like vegan about it,
tagfucking get a car full of them,
tagdrop them off in Houston, you know what I'm saying?