Set 2 · Episode 733
Brandon LaCaruba
Bucket PullWhiteLarge Joke Book
Career avg·3.00 bits/set·5.00 beats/set·0.63 punch density·1.00 tag density·1 set
This set·3 bits·5 beats·0.63 punch density·1.00 tag density·Large Joke Book
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Skips to 16:31 in the episode
[Bit 1]
I got cut off by a Waymo the other day.
And I didn't know what slur to say at it.
It was confusing.
It was empty.
But then it occurred to me that the whole time I've
known about Waymos, they've always had slur energy.
I go, "This fucking Waymo."
I was like, "What type of people is Waymo?"
And it kind of made sense.
It's very fat people.
'Cause they weigh more than you.
[Bit 2]
I lost about 60 pounds doing the keto diet,
which you guys are in Austin,
you know what the keto diet is.
It's high fat, low carb, two adderall a day.
And you lose a lot of weight.
I'm just saying.
It's like having a bacon egg in speed in the morning.
[Bit 3]
Worst part about being formerly very fat
is the stretch marks don't go away,
despite this one demographic
that's constantly, like, trying to weigh in.
You know, formerly pregnant ladies.
We like to call them moms.
No, they're always like, "Bandon, cocoa butter
makes the stretch marks go away,
and I've eaten so much cocoa butter,
and they're still there."
Bit 1 · Beat 1
Beat Details
Beat Premise
“Getting cut off by a Waymo implies a driver to yell at, but reveals an empty car.”
Joke Type
misdirectLines
setupI got cut off by a Waymo the other day.
punchlineAnd I didn't know what slur to say at it.
tagIt was confusing.
tagIt was empty.