Set 6 · Episode 733
David Womble Jr.
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This set·1 bit·2 beats·0.50 punch density·1.50 tag density
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[Bit 1]
-I'm a single dad.
My daughter is 14 years old.
Just finished ninth grade.
The entire year I was afraid of one thing.
I was afraid that the upperclassmen
are gonna try to fuck my daughter.
One day she came home, she said,
"Dad, this guy came up to me
"and he asked me if he could hit it."
And I thought to myself in ninth grade, pretty good line.
But I had my dad hat on, so I said,
"How did it make you feel?"
She said, "Very uncomfortable."
She said, "Can you tell me some things
to get these guys up off me.
I said, "Absolutely."
I said, "Tell them your daddy
is gonna rip they dick off."
Now children never say what you tell them to say.
Couple of months go by, she comes back,
she goes, "Dad, I got something to tell you.
Dad, the dude came up and asked if he hit it again.
But this time, I did what you said."
I looked him right in his face,
and I said, "My daddy is gonna bite your dick off."
I said, "Witch!"
Who ever said bite?
And I'll be at the school every now and then,
and I'll fuck with the kids. I'll be like, "Ah, bite the fuck."
Bit 1 · Beat 1
Beat Details
Beat Premise
“A daughter being hit on implies dad outrage, but reveals pickup-line admiration.”
Joke Type
misdirectLines
setup-I'm a single dad.
setupMy daughter is 14 years old.
setupJust finished ninth grade.
setupThe entire year I was afraid of one thing.
setupI was afraid that the upperclassmen
setupare gonna try to fuck my daughter.
setupOne day she came home, she said,
setup"Dad, this guy came up to me
setup"and he asked me if he could hit it."
punchlineAnd I thought to myself in ninth grade, pretty good line.
tagBut I had my dad hat on, so I said,
tag"How did it make you feel?"