James Kerrigan

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[Bit 1]

I went out with this girl a couple times and then the other day she sent me a text that

started with the phrase "after some reflection."

I didn't read the rest of the text.

I didn't read because nothing good ever happens when a woman texts you after some reflection.

after some reflection I think we should try anal.

That has never happened in the history of women or anal.

It's always after some reflection I realize we're two different trees

going in two different directions and you're poor.

Now if a man sends you a text that starts with the phrase "after some reflection"

it's a picture of his penis.

Followed up by Wees and Tri-Anal.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“A woman's text starting with after some reflection implies good news, but reveals a breakup.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupI went out with this girl a couple times and then the other day she sent me a text that

setupstarted with the phrase "after some reflection."

punchlineI didn't read the rest of the text.