Set 9 · Episode 733

Jason Ellis

Bucket PullGayMan

Career avg·2.00 bits/set·5.00 beats/set·0.71 punch density·0.71 tag density·1 set

This set·2 bits·5 beats·0.71 punch density·0.71 tag density

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[Bit 1]

So yeah, I'm a f***ing.
I know what you're thinking.
I don't look that gay.
Well,
Pinching me naked with a guy's penis in my mouth.
But I'm not gay anymore. I retired from that shit.
Fuck that shit. It's hideous.

[Bit 2]

But because I've done gay shit, people think that I'm weaker.
that I'm weaker.
Like, that guy's a pretty big guy over there.
Just so you know, dude, I can fucking suck your dick
and there wouldn't be shit you could do about it.
So how am I weak?
Some other people might be like,
"I don't like your gay talk, Jason.
Maybe you're gonna jump me in the parking lot.
I am a professional fighter.
I will kick you in the head,
knock you out, and suck your dick.
I'm not finished.
I'll film it, and then I'll put it on the Internet,
and then you'll be gay, but not gay, just like me."
And you wake up, you're like,
"I'm not gay, bro."
And I'm like, "Pretty sure this video says otherwise."

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

Claiming not to look gay implies straight-passing, but reveals explicit sex with a man.

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupSo yeah, I'm a f***ing.
setupI know what you're thinking.
setupI don't look that gay.
setupWell,
punchlinePinching me naked with a guy's penis in my mouth.
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