2024-08-13

Set 8 · Episode 676

Cam Patterson

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Career avg·2.47 bits/set·3.88 beats/set·0.40 punch density·1.33 tag density·34 sets

This set·3 bits·3 beats·0.24 punch density·0.67 tag density

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[Bit 1]

I used to listen to them fuck.

It was pretty cool.

I did.

Ear on the wall, nigga.

She's small like a British bitch.

It's pretty cool, dog.

I really enjoyed that.

Pretty quick though, I'll tell you that much.

[Bit 2]

Uh, I was recently in Phoenix, Arizona,

and that place is hotter than here.

Like even if somebody tried to fight me in Phoenix,

I would just get an ass in Indian burn

'cause there's no point in fighting your ass,

you gonna feel this heat, you feel what I'm saying?

[Bit 3]

And it's weird 'cause they had like the prettiest women

I've ever seen in my life.

Like it was crazy.

Like I've never seen so pretty,

I've never seen pretty women like ever though.

And I thought to myself, why is there so much pretty women?

It's such a hot ass place.

But then I was like, if I was God,

and I put the prettiest women in one place,

I turned the heat up too.

Take your clothes off.

I'll take it ass.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Listening to neighbors have sex implies an extended performance, but reveals it was over very quickly.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupI used to listen to them fuck.

setupIt was pretty cool.

setupI did.

setupEar on the wall, nigga.

setupShe's small like a British bitch.

setupIt's pretty cool, dog.

setupI really enjoyed that.

punchlinePretty quick though, I'll tell you that much.